1. my-opossum-is-awesome:

    Is this true? If it is how much you want a bet it’ll be cloudy in Seattle

    (Source: questionall)


  3. acidicmoons:

    kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

    (via whimsicalblackchick)


  4. "

    What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
    OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

    Don’t excuse him because he’s had
    at least three lite beers
    and is sweating through his black button down
    that his mom or exgirlfriend
    probably bought him.
    Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
    by the last six girls he went on dates with
    after meeting them on tindr
    with a picture that’s seven years old
    Don’t excuse him because
    he’s usually such a nice guy
    because you don’t want to be a bitch
    because you don’t want to cause a scene
    because when you were seventeen
    your sister told you
    no one likes an angry feminist

    Tell him,
    Hey, Asshole:
    Let me explain something to you.
    Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
    a part of me
    tore itself to shreds
    ripped itself apart inside me
    and then remade itself.

    So yes, I bleed for seven days
    and I don’t die
    You know what else can do that?
    Immortal beings.
    Things of legend.
    Fuck, I can even
    create life.

    So I say, never trust anything that can’t
    bleed for seven days and not die.
    You know what that makes it?
    So let’s see, hon,
    What you’re made of.
    If you can bleed for seven days
    and not die.

    Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
    And when he bleeds for seven seconds
    and dies,
    spit on his corpse and say,
    I thought not.

    — Katherine Tucker (via stoneyxochi)

    (Source: determined-in-slc, via wildsultrys0ul)


  5. "Does he treat you with respect at all times? That’s the first question. The second question is, if he is the exact same person twenty years from now that he is today, would you still want to marry him? And finally, does he inspire to be a better person? You find someone you can answer yes to all three, then you’ve found a good man."
    — Colleen Hoover (via yourlifeisyourmessage)

    (Source: simply-quotes, via wildsultrys0ul)


  6. smokeandsong:






    Apparently, “Not my problem” in Polish is “nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy.” Literally “not my circus, not my monkey.”

    Officially working the English translation into my vernacular.

    yes I am

    Eastern European languages are fantastic.

    #apparently the german equivalent of ‘it’s all greek to me’ translates to ‘i understand only train station’


    (via wildsultrys0ul)

  8. xxxxrxxxx:






    Glow in the Dark Solar System Apparel by makeitgoodpdx

    I have a mighty need

    Want those undies.

    If you wear the underwear, and someone doesn’t tell you that “your ass is out of this world,” just put your pants back on and leave, because that person doesn’t deserve to have sex with you.

    If I had those, I see no reason not to buy several dozen pairs of make everyday No-Pants day

    The amount of fun I would have in those panties.

    (via kwamkwat)

  9. (Source: zoivk, via twin4life5)